Jars.

"Suggest that anime with the jars."

Yep. Strange request is strange. Maybe he wants to see One Guy One Jar?

Tongiht keeps getting better!

"Imma shove my leather thong in your mouth!"

One of my friends went on a date tonight and he overheard that in a restaurant. Apparently two people there were going to do some BDSM stuff tonight.

Just happened.

"Justin Bieber is a social phenomenon." "Justin Bieber sucks cock."

Two guys sitting 5 feet away from me.

Vegas.

No idea how many Vegas quotes I have, so here's a bunch.

From a truck that was going down and up the strip: "GIRLS TO YOU IN 20 MINUTES!"

When the sun was setting: "Hey, check this out" "Hey man, we got girls" etc. from people on the street handing out hooker fliers.

"This is the chonga." Two people in my hotel when I asked them about the drink they had. Fuck huge margarita with 2 beers. Yes, I got one.

"I was up $48k and lost it all in a roulette game. Don't drink and play." Guy who taught us the ropes on table games.

At a roulette table: "..." "I love the quiet types. They come up with $100 or so and lose it all." (yes, the quiet guy had left by then)

And yes, I played a lot of roulette. In fact, that's basically all I played. From $60, I went up $190 in an hour.

Two for one: Finals and turtles

I got at least 3 emails yesterday that were sent out to the entire class saying, "When's tomorrow's final?" "What time is the final?" "When and where is the final?" Uh, check the final exam schedule and/or the class syllabus. It isn't like we've been discussing the Friday the 13th final exam at 9:45 AM in class at all for the past 3 weeks either. Idiots.

"Oh, hey, you missed it! The cops were here a few minutes ago."
"Were they here to arrest me for fucking the turtle?"

No more context on the last one will be given.

Haters gonna hate.

"X is shit/sucks/terrible/etc."

Any time a series doesn't end up exactly like how this guy wants it to go. No Kuroneko end for Oreimo? In that case, the whole series sucks. Anything that isn't something he likes = shit. It's annoying, but when we agree on something, he's ok. That, and he's a good drinking buddy and he's one of the few people i know here sticking around for the summer.

North Korea, Part 1

My professor in East Asia history said a North Korean tour guide asked him, "Do you have any porn?"

Basically, if you give them porn, they give it to their higher-ups who reward the guide. Or something like that. I doubt it works like that now since this was back in the 80's when he visited North Korea.