No idea how many Vegas quotes I have, so here's a bunch.
From a truck that was going down and up the strip: "GIRLS TO YOU IN 20 MINUTES!"
When the sun was setting: "Hey, check this out" "Hey man, we got girls" etc. from people on the street handing out hooker fliers.
"This is the chonga." Two people in my hotel when I asked them about the drink they had. Fuck huge margarita with 2 beers. Yes, I got one.
"I was up $48k and lost it all in a roulette game. Don't drink and play." Guy who taught us the ropes on table games.
At a roulette table: "..." "I love the quiet types. They come up with $100 or so and lose it all." (yes, the quiet guy had left by then)
And yes, I played a lot of roulette. In fact, that's basically all I played. From $60, I went up $190 in an hour.